That’s a fruity pizza!
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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I hate to make the statement that 2012 is my Year of the Bike. I might jinx it or something. If so, I will make sure I delete this post or something.
Overall I set a 100 day bike commute goal. I even pledged it on the New Belgium Team WonderBike page, so I must be serious (or something).
I keep looking forward to the new bike. The mythical new bike. If its newer, faster, and in good shape, I should have even fewer excuses.
The I can’t do that on a bike mentality keeps creeping in. But in the last few days I have been to both banks on my bike, was well as our weekly library trip. If it’s clear weather, it isn’t that bad. The only time I had to drive the car this weekend was to take the kid to ice skating. Even the thought of lugging the bike trailer all the way to work entered my mind. But then it quickly left because I would be a tired, sweaty, useless mess.
But one day, I will make that ride.
So far in 2012: 7 bike commutes, 2 bank trips, 2 library trips, 1 Albertsons run.
I didn’t even drive my truck for the first week of the year. And then it was only because it snowed.
This is my challenge.
@W6NZX: @senorpaco Fucker.
@EliBraden: It’s weird how everybody’s happy right now even though we all know Coldplay will eventually be back
@bee_fox: I’ve always thought Charlie Sheen probably smells like old man and dried prostitute vag.
@AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: Imagine the most awesome thing in the world. Now take that thing and give it a mental high five.
@Unicornomics: Unicorns have officially been banned from giving blood after one too many recipients filed a complaint about not being able to die.
@eChristalee: I love wine
@lilivonshtupp: Hey! Cocoa Pebbles are gluten free. I think that means that they’re good for me!
@repressd: Why, yes. I am driving and eating bacon.
@inthefade: Fuck cilantro.
@apelad: The world’s most dangerous game is not man. It’s acid chess.
@repressd: Stop! Hammock time!
@Kidogorath: my sleeping bag is haunted O_O
@jantzie: Remember how after Michael Jackson died we knew we’d never be the same? That’s how I feel after eating chili four nights in a row.
@darthbender: After walking around Costco for 10 min with a cart I remembered why I came here. To get gas for my car.
@PabstBlueRibbon: Would you drink me? I’d drink me.
@inthefade: Thought I bought for everyone on my Christmas list then realized I forgot about Dre.
@doxees: I’m just saying. Santa is weird as fuck.





